Pull around your waist

This is awkward to put on and remove, but as long as somebody's trying to sell it for DM 298 (~$US 160)(www.penisplus.com.), you might as well know about it.

You can also do it with just an Ace bandage: In either case, you need to tie a taut line hitch - a knot that will serve you in many other ways (great for tying down loads on cars, for example). Here's a diagram (thank you, Boy Scouts!):

Pull with your leg or foot

You can wear this while walking, or tie it to a fixed object for use while sitting at the computer (wearing shorts or bathrobe makes this easier). You can also make a loop for your foot, and vary the stretch while your work at your desk or watch TV.

Vacuum penis pumping

Concept Put tube over dick. Pump air out of tube. Donkey dick! Next day, donkey dick becomes dinky dick. Some people claim permanent results are possible - for some reason, they always seem to be the ones selling pumps.... If you decide to make this a hobby, you'll probably end up one of their customers. Do this for fun, but don't get your hopes up for permanent results anytime in this century (or the next). There is a site called the Vacuum Pumpers Forum, often extremely negative, which seems to attract people who are into perversity. I don't recommend it, but then I don't recommend pumping either.

What's good about pumping: Pumping can be fun. And it can feel great.

What's bad about pumping: Much effort, little if any permanent result; discouraging (temporary results only); risk of blisters, discoloration, bruising; risk of burst capillaries; risk of temporary impotence.

Penis enlargement surgery

Expensive and dangerous No, it is NOT possible to make the penis longer through surgery (unless they come up with a penis transplant). It's basically an illusion. Though surgery techniques may be improving, why bother when you can get a bigger penis for, at most, a few dollars?

The procedure to "lengthen" the penis is by cutting the suspensory ligament. This gives the appearance of a longer penis but does not actually increase its length. It also makes the penis more unstable during intercourse and in do course more susceptible to injury. This surgery leaves a permanent scar. And a lower angle of erection (provided the surgeon doesn't screw up, and you never have an erection again). And ­surprise! -without weights* after surgery, a person's penis may become shorter than before, as the body repairs the butcher's damage.

The other method of enlargement is by injecting or grafting fat from elsewhere on the body around the penis to create a fatter penis. This gives the appearance of a fat, wide penis but not longer. These procedures are not recommended and have very high complication rates.

*Question: if weights alone produce genuine lengthening, why would a greedy, selfish plastic surgeon ever recommend surgery? Especially if he's going to tell you to use weights afterward? And especially since the weights do the job on their own?

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